Who is behind the Hillman cards?

Is it devil child David? Richard Hillman himself, risen from the dead? A relative, or, more specifically and in comedy Sunset Beach style, his evil twin?

There are a plethora of theories behind this one, and the mystery is driving Gail crazy (Coronation Street).

The police popped round on Monday. She was so shocked that they were not aware of the Hillman saga, I almost expected her to exclaim 'Do you not know who I am?' in true pompous celebrity style.

To be fair, you would have expected any local police officer to be aware of recent serial killer action in the area, but these guys had no idea.

So, instead of having her mind put at rest, Gail was left shaking in her slippers and ended up breaking down in front of arch enemy Eileen, who really has no room to talk about women getting involved with murderers after her shenanigans with reformed armed robber Ed.

Meanwhile, Charlie continues to prove that women everywhere love a bad boy, as the more mean he becomes the more I fancy him.

Believing that he had forced Tracey to have an abortion, Deirdre went to confront her potential son-in-law from hell.

His response? To (sarcastically) congratulate Deirdre on her parenting skills.

I was surprised that he didn't dump Tracey on the spot when he discovered she had swindled him out of £300, but the conniving cad let her off with a warning.

She might be a scheming vixen, but it is definitely Charlie who wears the trousers in this relationship.

Over in EastEnders, it took Ruby all of a week to become annoying following her return to the Square.

On finding out that her dad had been giving Charlie money to look after her, she threw a tantrum.

Just as I was thinking ungrateful bitch, hero of the week Charlie, who I always thought had about as much oomph as little Mo, turned around and basically told her as much.

Talking of little Mo, her paranoia over Freddie is wearing a bit thin now.

I can't understand where it came from.

When she first brought him back to the Square, everything was hunky dory. Now, she's got parenting issues galore.

She's probably done the best thing in going out and pulling a doctor.

Perhaps she can restrict all her moaning (off camera) to one person from now on.

Poor doctor, that's all I can say.

Finally, the highlight of my week was watching Kim punching Scott in the face (Home and Away).

I'm not one to condone violence, but if you were in his shoes you'd have wanted to do exactly the same.